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Your Daily Horoscope: By Annet-half Face
Aries- (March 21 to April 19) Your life will suck today. As it did yesterday. As the day before that. And every single day of your stinking miserable life. You'd think being an Aries would make you aggressive and stuff, and you at least would have got a girlfriend by now. Taurus- (April 20 to May 20) Living in America you have the right to persue any goal you want. The only thing stopping you is your idioticy, bad breath, the fact that you are flat broke, and and all of the dang dead people in your office cubical. There you go, have a great day.
Gemini- (May 21 to June 21) The exodial movement of Saturn combined with the 42 degree angle that Mars is tipped to will have absolutley no effect on you. In fact, it will have no effect on anyone, so go out and get a life!
Tragically, the maker (Annet) of this hororscope realized that she has no purpose to her life and commited suicide... Good riddance...No, just joking, she quit. Her last words were: "I want readers to take this survey underneath this text."
Annet-Half Face is a certified horoscopeologist. Her work appears in almost more than one than paper world wide.
GIVE!!
Laughter is the best medicine- many smart and famous people have said it- and many smart and famous people have also thought this article was funny. When you go to the doctor, medications cost $200+ ! Based on this you should be paying at least $300 per laugh on this website. Paying options below...